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PR Strategies for Fox Hunters

Whenever you get caught red handed, you pledge a combination of these:

* plant 100 trees in the Brazillian rainforest, or
* erect 10 wind turbines (in somebody else's backyard of course), or
* raise organic chickens infused with happiness and moral fibre, or
* adopt a whale/orang utan/dolphin, or
* sponsor a chav/Big Issue seller/Tibetan monk/hedge fund boss, or
* don a red poppy/nose and do the breast cancer run, or
* fund an Academy school in your favourite ghetto, or
* throw a wedding party for a cancer-stricken Big Brother celebrity, or
* extend your butler/horse doctor/chambermaid's employment by 1 month

You get the idea.

Anyone who refuses you a hug and forgiveness is then branded a selfish heartless class-obsessed Hypocrite who is obviously oblivious to Global Warming, Credit Crunch, the Suffering of Battery Chickens, the thankless work of charity muggers, urban depravation, homelessness, impoverished war widows, the acute plight of cute clever mammals, the frustrations of Tibetan independence activists, and so on.

A Credit Munch Birthday

SS: So what do you get if you have loadsa female traders in the pit?
PS: Eh?
SS: High frequency trading.
PS: ...
SS: Open outcry.
PS: Very good.

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