What's da big fuss what's my crime
mused the Nigerian spammer
you preach Globalization all the time
so what if I fleeced a baby boomer
They loved me when I was paying tuition fees
but not as a job seeker with qualifications
We're just bloody economic refugees
fit for deportation to 3rd World nations
You speak of crime and punishment
pray did you administer
farm subsidies and malnourishment
to your buddies who blitzed Westminster
We're poor buggers in the global market
what with our diseases so exotic
why bother you can hit your profit target
by treating the obese and the diabetic
You're PC you're sorry you feel guilty
for occupation torture and slavery
but our crime is that of poverty
so we must be punished while you walk free
