The Curse of the Ware-Rabbit

Warebbit the Were Rabbit of Ware¹
gnawed a Rabbi and turned him rabid
flick off the lights mate if you dare
both'll get you and act very morbid

Behold that pile of bone and hair
twas' a chav² yet I care not a bit
the Warebbit ate him but it was fair
for he nicked me Welsh Rarebit³

Tony Blair oh Tony Blair
deliver us from this terrorist hare
beseeched the townsmen in despair
it ate our children raw and rare

Gunships hovered in the air
a jiffy after one spewed a flare
missiles pounded the Warebbit's lair
and laid to rest our Halloween nightmare


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¹ A town outside London's M25. Think Ware, think GlaxoSmithKline.
² Council-housed and violent working class teenager getting nowhere.
³ Toasted cheese sandwich.