Igor read Freud
and got his brain fried
Igor's still unemployed
Recruiters never replied
Igor's not young und he's 'fraid
his pen is not mighty enough
headlong he charged and forayed
but penetrating academia remained tough
***
Supper, Igor!
Boomed the unnamed Father
Come down I won't beat you Igor
C'mere right now you mother @#$%er!
...
Father stormed up and smashed the door
and dropped his cleaver on the floor
He's very aware of the unconscious Igor
in a crimson puddle, gooey gore galore
Sick man Freud
You corrupted Igor and me wife!
accused Father who felt annoyed
by his failure to castrate Igor alive
Now how can id be right
that Igor commited suicide?
For the school of Freud
theorized incest and patricide!
