To appreciate the grand debut, you need to switch back and forth between English, Cantonese, Japanese, Hokkien, Singlish, Mandarin Chinese, German and French. An awareness of global current affairs will help too.
Jackie Chan: Who am I?
Penang Hokkien fish: I am Who.
Singapore Hokkien fish: But am I not a He?
Jackie Chan: Ah, I see Who is He, but He is also Ye!
Chinese cuttlefish: And I am one You Ye!
Singapore fish on Mandarin crash course: I was told Who is Void, hor.
Jackie Chan: Why?
Sashimi salmon: Moshi moshi!
Shanghai hairy crab: Way... way? Hello.
Cantonese shrimp: Har har har.
Penang Hokkien prawn: Heh heh!
German fish: Herr who?
Penang Hokkien prawn and fish: That's us!
European-educated Penang Hokkien fish: Nein! Herr Who, c'est moi.
Dyslexic crap: What a load of carp.
Yankee wing commander: Yeeeeeehaahhhhh!
*KABOOM!*
All were pulverised into fish chowder during that precision strike, except Jackie Chan. The pilot was never tried for poissoncide. Conspiracy theorists speculated that:
* It was an unfortunate collateral damage incident. Period.
* The smart bomb's Kalman Filter couldn't cope with the posterior density.
* It was a Preemptive Strike -- the CIA smelt something fishy in this unholy gathering involving American allies, the Chinese(!) and the Malaysians(!!).
In any case it would be unpatriotic to question the pilot's action. Jackie got over it and remains an actor, by the way.
The End. Finito. Grazie.
